Beagle Travel Preparedness Check List

Nothing is more sad than a car sick beagle, except maybe the plague or the holocaust.

When a beagle gets into a car it usually loses its mind first, then it drools, then it starts to pant and gets all crazy eyed. Before you know it it's pawing at the windows and then there's a chunky visitor. And if you are me, you must then choke back your own chunky visitor (I'm a sympathetic vomiter.). After which you must clean up. Because now there's dog puke on your upholstery.

Traveling with my beagle, whose name is Cinderella (“Uh huh,” you may say.), involves much preparation. Perhaps, if you have a beagle, you will find this “Beagle Travel Preparedness Check List” handy:

1. You will need a plastic bin. A medium sized Rubbermaid storage container that fits neatly on your rear car seat (sans lid) will do nicely.
2. Line the bin with an old blanket. I use an old full size comforter. You want it to be large so that your “special” dog can ride in soft comfort but also so that when the chunky visitor comes you can move the soiled portion out of the bin. You know, so that things stay clean.
3. You will need to pack a bag now. Include a few (FEW) treats and some kibble as you won't want to feed your dog immediately before traveling. Also include a full (FULL) roll of paper towels and several plastic bags. I also bring a few hand towels. Add a couple bottles of water to keep your vomity pet hydrated and a collapsible bowl. If your pet has any toys that it likes bring those too.
4. Secure the bin to the backseat with the seat belt. Now is a good time to note that a beagle cannot be left alone in a car. Someone will have to ride in the back with the dog at all times. If you're traveling by yourself, well, you're not going!
5. Introduce the beagle to the fluffy, lined bin. (Without this bin, beagle will run amok and end up chunking in your lap. The bin is control. Love the bin.) Insert yourself in the seat next to the bin. Get your plastic bags and paper towels ready and enjoy the trip!

When you get to your destination, give beagle a good walk. If your trip was short, the chunky visitor may wait until you are out of the car. If your trip has been long, obviously you both just need a nap, and a trash can.

After this terrible description I must say that beagles are amazing dogs, and not all of them get car sick. And I gladly deal with this issue as the joy that my little princess brings to me far outweighs some blowing of chunks on occasion.

Beagles are stalwart and stubborn little dogs. They are resilient and loyal. And, by God, they are cute. A beagle puppy in my opinion is the cutest damn thing ever. EVER. Yes, cuter than your human baby child. I find all puppies cuter than baby human children, but that's a completely different issue. I have no maternal instinct toward my own species.